In a crazy family, its pretty much a given that you're going to say some crazy things. So for your entertainment, I've been compiling a list of my favorite "wow, I actually had to say that" quotes over the last few weeks...enjoy!
“could you please refrain from screaming at your siblings while you’re holding the baby?”
“please stop stealing my salad.”
“don’t worry sweetie, someday you’ll grow up and have friends who you go hang out with.”
“no you’re not allowed to stick those balls in my pants”
“take that roach out of your mouth!”
“I don’t care that no one’s in here, you have to have clothes on when you’re on your computer”
“darling...you’re not allowed to wear my underwear....”
“please stop trying to eat ants. they don’t taste good. believe me, I know.”
“I know its a hard reality, but you can’t eat all of the popsicles.”
“Um...where’d your clothes go?”
“no, I did not eat popcorn or clip my toenails in your bed”
“honey, just because you’re mad at her doesn’t mean you can draw pictures of her dying”
“if you don’t shut up I’ll throw a bra at you”
“can anyone explain why there’s tortilla chip crumbs on my bathroom floor?”
So there you have it...and I'm sure you have so many questions but I think I'll keep the stories behind these quiet and let you use your imagination ;)
as out of control as we are, I certainly truly love my family.
the fact that Joe is normal in this picture MAKES MY LIFE.
ReplyDeleteYou need to change your whole gang pic to include the whole gang :)
ReplyDeleteOK, this Friday will be one MONTH of the same blog.......I'm ready for more!
ReplyDeleteLove you.